A terribly overweight woman goes to her doctor to get tips on losing her weight, so her doctor puts her on a diet.
The Doctor said, "I want you to eat vegetables and grains for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you will have lost at least 5 pounds."
When the woman returned, she shocked the doctor by losing nearly 20 pounds.
"Wow, that's amazing!" the doctor said, "Did you follow my instructions?"
Yes, the lady nodded her head and continued..."I'll tell you though, I thought I was going to drop dead that third day."
"From hunger, you mean?"
"No, from SKIPPING."
Courtesy: An article contributed by a co-worker in my department’s weekly newsletter
The Doctor said, "I want you to eat vegetables and grains for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you will have lost at least 5 pounds."
When the woman returned, she shocked the doctor by losing nearly 20 pounds.
"Wow, that's amazing!" the doctor said, "Did you follow my instructions?"
Yes, the lady nodded her head and continued..."I'll tell you though, I thought I was going to drop dead that third day."
"From hunger, you mean?"
"No, from SKIPPING."
Courtesy: An article contributed by a co-worker in my department’s weekly newsletter
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